LOLed my ass off!!

I found something that made me laugh like a madman, after so long. It was an ancient e-mail. Continue reading only if you can understand telugu. Well, maybe that wouldn't help either. I'm really really sorry for the torture nunu..

Written in the really early hours of 1st Feb, 2000...

From: Hiten Mehta
To: anu_15_84@usa.net
Date: 1 Feb 00 05:44:49 IST
Subject: Naaku kuda telugu vacchu!!

Priyamaina anu
Hi!!Ela unnavu?Ninna test jarigindi,chala manchiga rasanu.
Ee saari kuda subjective lo 100% vastadi ani ankunta.
Ninna ratri caddy phone chesindi,chala rojulu tarvata.
Hayiga matladina.
Niku gurtunda?
Aa roju nenu niku messenger lo atlane vodili velli poyanu?
It's a different story ani?
Aa roju ninchi nenu niku mail cheya le.
Nuvvu malli aa story gurinchi adugutavu emo.....
Kani,eroju sayintram nenu malli mail chesta.
Aa story chepte chepacchu.
Nito hide cheyalante chala kashtam.
Inka emi.....?
Ni annaiya ekkada unnaru asalu?Naku ardham kaale.
Bore kodtunda?
Ardham avvakpote naku cheppu.nenu english lo mail chesta.
Emmante,na telugu chala high-level telugu.
Niku ardham rakapovachhu.
Nenu,roju english period lo hayiga padkunta.
Aa period luch tarvata vastundi.Inkenti?
Malli 1hr tarvata Sai naku lepuutadu.
Next hour vadu padkuntadu.
Manchi kada?

Sare,ippatki intene,
sayintram malli chesta.
Bye
Luv
chichi,
Premam,no,ni premikudu,no,whatever...
Nivade.....
Hiten.